Goodr BAMF G Sunglasses

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS!
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

Beelzebub’s Bourbon Burpees
THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ
We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you’ll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-coloured lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub’s Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).

Hooked on Onyx
SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK
They think it’s too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead, they pick red, blue, yellow, green, purple – every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That’s right, it’s hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program, everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say, “Hooked On Onyx worked for me!”

Ninja Kick The Damn Rabbit
RADICAL REFERENCES!
Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!

Features:
No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarised: glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
No Demogorgans: 100% Guarantee against Demogorgan attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.