Goodr Wrap G Sunglasses

Extreme Dumpster Diving:
Crazy Eddy wants to tell you a secret. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING is the next big thing!!!!! Just remember to put on your Wrap G sunnies first. They won’t fog up on the steamiest of heads or in the foulest of stenches.

I Do My Own Stunts:
You fall out of bed. You trip down the stairs. You pick up a tray full of drinks and walk into the patio door. You step on a rake. You ride your bike into a mailbox. You lean back in your chair, fall, and bonk your head on a fish tank. The glass breaks. Aquarium water and flopping fish rain down on you. Embarrassing moments? Nah. Just put on your Wrap Gs and act like it’s intentional as you saucily quip

Look Ma No Hands
Bringing tentacles to a fistfight is a sure way to whoop some ass!!! You’re outnumbered!!! Outmuscled!!! Your fists mean nothing here, human!!! Bring your best fighter and watch them get drop-kicked with ease!!! Wooooooo!!!!! Look Ma, No Hands!!!!

Save A Bull Ride A Rodeo Clown
For centuries the Spanish and southerners have tormented bulls for sport. Their misery has been used as a form of entertainment, but we at Goodr know the truth – bulls are people, too! Clowns however are questionable. The time has come to flip the script on this age old tradition. Save a bull, ride a rodeo clown.

Scream If You Hate Gravity
Relive your perky past by embracing some exxxxxtreeeeeme sports and exxxtreme Wrap G sunnies. Jump out of that plane with your middle fingers blazing and scream if you hate gravity!!!

Nuclear Gnar
Do you bleed fluorescent green?! Does your piss have a half-life of 2.5 bajillion years? Did your significant other grow a tail after making out with you for the first time?! That’s gnar brah!!! Nuclear Gnar!!!

Features:
No Slip: We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing.
No Bounce: Our frame is fitted and lightweight, with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter.
Anti-Fog: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat.
All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
All Fun: YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS
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